Best tip of the decade...
Looks simple... gameplay, graphics... start with same amount of units as your opponents on a randomly generated map...
Beneath the surface is an incredible deep, addicing, game experience. Best comparison is chess with machineguns. It's purely a competitive 1vs1...
Time to honour one of the greats of AoC.
Kaiser_Wilhelm would win 8-9 out of 10 games vs any European but Arch_Koven_ but was even better than him. That's how a legend is created.
Am I right about that? Doesn't seem to be any way to match based on skill? Even quick match is random? Other than 'Skill' in Lobby, but not sure how that works.
Must be the first RTS in history that bases match-making on randomness vs skill ratings...
*new and confused player*
I know that you are longing for the milky white skin of your Japanese house wife-
With larger than average asian breasts-
Waiting for her silky soft, warm and welcoming Vagina
But will you please stay for a while so that I may clear these annoying ****ing Huskarls in my base?!
Thank you,
Ferret
Last night I dreamed of sucking you-
To produce milk from your chalice of life
Ignore Drixnak's harsh comments and hopefully fuel me to repel his MAA attacks more efficently
I like your milk-
-Dear bunny tit-
I love you so
Thank you for the energy and protein you provide me, every day-
Hello everyone, long time no see!
I haven't been playing since my good-bye about 14 months ago
Past few weeks I've been looking at a come-back to AoC but I realized that it's not worth it; so many other good games out there and I need a change. Been playing Age- since 1998 after all.
I...
Given my long history with the Age series I think it is appropriate to give some official farewell. I've been around longer than anyone I know and I've met quite a lot of people along the way. My first online Aoe1 game was in December 1997 or January 1998, and oh damn, I've played a lot of games...
More of a "for fun" game due to the imbalance of the teams. But still cool.
From chat:
(01:14:52) <All>Eagles_Sheriff: :o)
(01:15:05) <All>The_Sheriff_: you still have to hold it
(01:15:07) <All>jon@es: why you smiling
(01:15:10) <All>jon@es: we are gonna win
(01:15:24) <All>Eagles_Sheriff...
So finally after many years of digging and detective work I have uncovered the secret to becoming an expert: milk!
The amount required is unclear but we know that Rukie had it regularly, and wouldn't miss his glass for anything.
We now know why he would pause so often in game.
In the near...
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